Orange Goblin are hitting the road in April to support their new album "Eulogy For The Damned" which is released on February 13th
We're very stoked to announce that Grifter have been invited to be the main tour support for this little jaunt. Should be an absolute drunken belter!!! We'll be flogging CDs and t-shirts on the tour but feel free to buy stuff beforehand!!!
Sat April 7th - Desertfest at The Underworld, Camden
Sun April 8th - The Fleece, Bristol (plus Church Of Misery, Dopefight and Slabdragger)
Mon April 9th - Derby, The Old Bell
Tues April 10th - Glasgow, The Classic Grand
Weds April 11th - Manchester, Sound Control
Thurs April 12th - Swansea, The Garage
Fri April 13th - Plymouth, White Rabbit
Sat April 14th - Oxford, O2 Academy
The OG boys are also playing a couple of dates in Ireland but we're not doing those so I've not memorised them!!!
to be honest ollie, i think you've got it all wrong.
i feel a period of acclimitising the temple of your physical body to the myriad abuses that you're anticipating is key here.
try eating kebab tonight and wash it down with some super skol. gradually increase your intake of grease, booze and meat til your body is functioning like a swiss watch. other tour tricks that have ensured the wellbeing of the k-resh have involve:
"heeling a poo" - need a poo? toilets look like the end of the universe? don't worry sit with the heel of your shoe rammed up your trousered batty crease for five minutes and hey presto! you don't need to poo any more!
"talcing the sac" - slap some baby powder on your knackers to keep them fresh and dry
"self harm central heating" - make sure you have an infected open wound. you never know when you're gonna be stuck somewhere that is cold. cold. infected flesh comes in handy as a source of heat.
"can loo" and "wee cone" - make a funnel out of magazine pages stick it in a can. protable urinal.
"3d ink" when your tattoos go sore and bumpy despite being healed for months it means that there is a surplus of toxins in your system. Flush them out with over the counter medicines such as benedryl, night nurse, cocodamol and dried figs.
"imodium od" - never, never, never block yourself up with imodium even if it seems like a convenient option. avoid like you would hades. unless you're donny.