I really really really want to go to Cheltenham tomorrow, looks like i'll be going by train £54 return's a bit extortionate considering there's no changes and not many stops either, but considering I can get through £80 plus in a night on booze etc then it's not that bad in my book.
just depends what my back's like tomorrow, oh and if i'm awake enough.
If I fail i might go to the Devin Townsend gig at corp tomorrow night. see what the fuss is all about.
Sunday - hangover, band meeting about a MUSIC VIDEO. I have reservations.
Do you need me to come along?
Am I too old to be a zombie?
EVERYONE is doing Zombies. I think you need a fresh new idea. Where is Rich when you need him?
right here's the fucking pitch, yeah?
the band are cruising through the street on racing bykes. they are wearing BLACK LYCRA with REAL THIN GOLD CHAINS around their necks. the lycra is run through with studs and have names of obscure CRUST bands on the back. mamba's will read AMEBIX ROCK with a RAVE CULTURE smiley face underneath...imagine THAT!?!?!? one of the band is smoking a TAB. another is drinking a bottle of jim bean. this CANNOT be the same band member.
cut to some girlz in bikinis and daisy dukes soaping their hot bodies.
the band, still on bykes encounter a TINKER who tells their fortune using TAROT cards.
cut to wizard looking angry.
cut to hot girls.
the wizard is seen reading a NECRONOMICON (ladybird edition - i can't STRESS this enough). he necromances some hot lady corpses who drink beer and smoke tabs whilst looking hot and dead.
the hot lady zombies start to get it on with the hot girls soaping themselves.
the band get randy and watch.
hot girls soaping themselves turn into zombies.
band pull out MASSIVE GUNS and shoot zombies into a pre-prepared MASS GRAVE.
bit of a microwave pitch really. i wasn't that happy with it.
- entire video of band kicking each other in the nuts
- entire video of band operating a narrowboat
- entire video of band engaged in traditional arts and crafts, such as tapestry or curing leather
- entire video of band kicking each others nuts on a narrowboat
- entire video of band playing charades but it's all porn adaptations of real movies such as:
sperminator 2: fudgement day
erotic pirates of the caribbean
"big" harry potter and the goblet of skat (aka 2 witches, 1 cauldron)
sister act: smashing in your wimple
the big bumhole
antiques roadshow where fiona bruce wears catsuit
- entire video band doing close up magic
- entire video of band conducting a seance