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1. • mamba
   • Tonight - pub rock covers band gig. No doubt be made to play til gone 2am. These old bastards know how to rock.
     
     Tomorrow - train to Hungerford, lunch time beer with old mate that I haven't seen for ages, train to Reading, meet more mates for more beers, train to London, more beers, followed by FU MANCHU.
     
     Sunday - hangover, band meeting about a MUSIC VIDEO. I have reservations.
   • [14:29 on 04/03/11]
2. • Mazz
   • Tonight - Make a big veggie curry while Laura has a new 'pixie' style hair cut then maybe sex..If I'M in the mood.
     
     Tommorw - Fix Kitchen roof (just a little bit of work), Fix wind damaged fence, Floor man coming to show us some Walnut samples..head to Bath at 7 for Friends Birthday drinks.
     
     Sunday - Hangover..then ELECTRIC WIZARD in Bristol
     
     Monday - Cry at work.
   • [14:33 on 04/03/11]
3. • Mazz
   • mamba says:

     
     Sunday - hangover, band meeting about a MUSIC VIDEO. I have reservations.
     
     
     Do you need me to come along?
   • [14:33 on 04/03/11]
4. • mamba
   • Mazz says:

     mamba says:

     
     Sunday - hangover, band meeting about a MUSIC VIDEO. I have reservations.

     
     
     Do you need me to come along?
     
     Am I too old to be a zombie?
   • [14:36 on 04/03/11]
5. • Mazz
   • mamba says:

     Mazz says:

     mamba says:

     
     Sunday - hangover, band meeting about a MUSIC VIDEO. I have reservations.

     
     
     Do you need me to come along?

     
     Am I too old to be a zombie?
     
     
     EVERYONE is doing Zombies. I think you need a fresh new idea. Where is Rich when you need him?
     [Edited by Mazz at 14:38 on 04/03/11]
   • [14:38 on 04/03/11]
6. • Mazz
   • How about setting up and playing in a supermarket car park dressed as giant fruit. Film it all, film the outraged shoppers and the final moments when you are arrested.
   • [14:41 on 04/03/11]
7. • mamba
   • Mazz says:

     How about setting up and playing in a supermarket car park dressed as giant fruit. Film it all, film the outraged shoppers and the final moments when you are arrested.
     
     But our DIRECTOR is really into zombies.
   • [14:42 on 04/03/11]
8. • Mazz
   • mamba says:

     Mazz says:

     How about setting up and playing in a supermarket car park dressed as giant fruit. Film it all, film the outraged shoppers and the final moments when you are arrested.

     
     But our DIRECTOR is really into zombies.
     
     
     ahhhhhhh I see the issue.
   • [14:51 on 04/03/11]
9. • Jack
   • Theres a Stubb video in the works, it's going to be fairly ridiculous
   • [15:15 on 04/03/11]
10. • Eggy
    • I really really really want to go to Cheltenham tomorrow, looks like i'll be going by train £54 return's a bit extortionate considering there's no changes and not many stops either, but considering I can get through £80 plus in a night on booze etc then it's not that bad in my book.
      
      just depends what my back's like tomorrow, oh and if i'm awake enough.
      
      If I fail i might go to the Devin Townsend gig at corp tomorrow night. see what the fuss is all about.
    • [15:32 on 04/03/11]
11. • bad admiral
    • Mazz says:

      mamba says:

      Mazz says:

      mamba says:

      
      Sunday - hangover, band meeting about a MUSIC VIDEO. I have reservations.

      
      
      Do you need me to come along?

      
      Am I too old to be a zombie?

      
      
      EVERYONE is doing Zombies. I think you need a fresh new idea. Where is Rich when you need him?
      
      
      right here's the fucking pitch, yeah?
      
      the band are cruising through the street on racing bykes. they are wearing BLACK LYCRA with REAL THIN GOLD CHAINS around their necks. the lycra is run through with studs and have names of obscure CRUST bands on the back. mamba's will read AMEBIX ROCK with a RAVE CULTURE smiley face underneath...imagine THAT!?!?!? one of the band is smoking a TAB. another is drinking a bottle of jim bean. this CANNOT be the same band member.
      
      cut to some girlz in bikinis and daisy dukes soaping their hot bodies.
      
      the band, still on bykes encounter a TINKER who tells their fortune using TAROT cards.
      
      cut to wizard looking angry.
      
      cut to hot girls.
      
      the wizard is seen reading a NECRONOMICON (ladybird edition - i can't STRESS this enough). he necromances some hot lady corpses who drink beer and smoke tabs whilst looking hot and dead.
      
      the hot lady zombies start to get it on with the hot girls soaping themselves.
      
      the band get randy and watch.
      
      hot girls soaping themselves turn into zombies.
      
      band pull out MASSIVE GUNS and shoot zombies into a pre-prepared MASS GRAVE.
      
      how does that sound?
    • [16:09 on 04/03/11]
12. • Mazz
    • That's not radical enough.
    • [16:31 on 04/03/11]
13. • bad admiral
    • Mazz says:

      That's not radical enough.
      
      
      bit of a microwave pitch really. i wasn't that happy with it.
      
      - entire video of band kicking each other in the nuts
      - entire video of band operating a narrowboat
      - entire video of band engaged in traditional arts and crafts, such as tapestry or curing leather
      - entire video of band kicking each others nuts on a narrowboat
      - entire video of band playing charades but it's all porn adaptations of real movies such as:
      the sperminator
      sperminator 2: fudgement day
      erotic pirates of the caribbean
      "big" harry potter and the goblet of skat (aka 2 witches, 1 cauldron)
      sister act: smashing in your wimple
      gash flordan
      the big bumhole
      antiques roadshow where fiona bruce wears catsuit
      - entire video band doing close up magic
      - entire video of band conducting a seance
      
      that's all i gots
    • [16:48 on 04/03/11]
14. • pull-my-plonker
    • RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHT...
      
      Tonight - Bored out of my mind on the sofa at home alone with the dog.
      
      Tomorrow Clean up the house, buy a new DVD series (any recommendations?), buy some clothes, go see Jack, Mamba, Nic and the rest of the London stoner rock regulars for the FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
      
      Sunday - No plans. Probably a big big big walk.
    • [21:01 on 04/03/11]
15. • basstard
    • pull-my-plonker says:

      buy a new DVD series (any recommendations?),
      
      
      Drama/ serious: The Sopranos/ The Wire
      Comedy: Curb Your Enthusiasm/ Father Ted/ Bottom
      
      Apologies if you already have these, but if you haven't you really should.
      
      Saturday: Lazy bastard day/ evening of beer
      Sunday: Revision for my upcoming exam/ Band practice (finishing off new tuneage)
    • [01:31 on 05/03/11]
16. • pull-my-plonker
    • basstard says:

      pull-my-plonker says:

      buy a new DVD series (any recommendations?),

      
      
      Drama/ serious: The Sopranos/ The Wire
      Comedy: Curb Your Enthusiasm/ Father Ted/ Bottom
      
      
      
      Cheers mate. Not really a Bottom or Father Ted fan, but might see about Sopranos as I dropped out on that during the first series and never picked it up again.
    • [11:24 on 05/03/11]
17. • FDFC
    • Friday: Nothing
      Saturday: A friend's girlfriend's birthday drinks. I intend to make a show of myself
      Sunday: Nothing
    • [11:52 on 05/03/11]
18. • bad admiral
    • i will spend the weekend studying, exercising and showing the boys my new song which i can't play properly so we will probably abandon.
      
      2nd k-resh album is going to sound a bit funny at this rate.
    • [13:26 on 05/03/11]
19. • Gareth
    • pull-my-plonker says:

      basstard says:

      pull-my-plonker says:

      buy a new DVD series (any recommendations?),

      
      
      Drama/ serious: The Sopranos/ The Wire
      Comedy: Curb Your Enthusiasm/ Father Ted/ Bottom
      

      
      
      Cheers mate. Not really a Bottom or Father Ted fan, but might see about Sopranos as I dropped out on that during the first series and never picked it up again.
      
      
      Couldn't get into the Sopranos. Try Deadwood.
      As for comedy, the entire Thick of It is in HMV at the moment for £20.
    • [13:59 on 05/03/11]

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