ninehertz

1. • Jack
   • So Stubb now have a new drummer in the form of one Mr Brad Simms. One practice down and it's all sounding rather good. Brad also runs a tattoo shop in Croydon called Simms tattoos so a tattoo the uk tour has got to be on the cards.
     This year we plan to record a split with Grifter as well as getting our own ep out and hopefully play plenty of gigs. See you on the road
   • [15:42 on 19/05/08]
2. • sabbathfan
   • Spell it right... it's Croydon not Croyden!
   • [16:08 on 19/05/08]
3. • Jack
   • i have no idea what you mean
   • [16:11 on 19/05/08]
4. • Tim Holehouse
   • Why is everbody always pickin' on me?
     
     The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor
     He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca
     The doctor said sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook me
     I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a wookie
     What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son
     He's looks like Chewie Baba Booey Baba Booey and Hong Kong Phooey all in one
     To put it mild your new-born child's completely nutty fu-fu lookin'
     I'd shove him back into the oven until he is done cookin'
     But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
     Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne
     But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
     Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983
     But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
     Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
     But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
     Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby
     Why's everbody always pickin' on me?
     Always pickin' and rippin' apart poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali
     I got a schnoz like the 'Cos' but there's a lot more wrong with you
     So back me up Bill yea and you're ugly too
     So what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese
     Or where a fish net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valenti jeans
     And my mirror never lies but it always verifies
     I got more cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie
     You compare me to a Monchichi but I don't understand
     Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed like the Elephant Man
     And yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me first
     But at least this time I didn't find my date in the back of a hearse
     About as popular with the girls with Englebert Humperdink
     And that might be 'cause everybody calls me Shrinky Dink
     I know I'm known as Polaroid I'm not a total retard
     It's cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll still want it enlarged
     But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
     Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties
     But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
     Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee
     But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
     Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady
     But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
     You took your mom to the prom but still got lucky
     Like that episode where Gilligan gets sick of being teased
     And he breaks into the Professor's lab and makes some LSD
     Peaks freaks and eats the Skipper's brains then beats Ginger with coconuts
     As Mr. Howell and Lovey burn alive inside their grass hut
     Oh he'll kill again that Gilligan they he should of let him be
     And like a postal clerk I'll go beserk if you don't stop teasing me
     See the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
     Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
     The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
     The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
     The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
     The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
     The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
     The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
     The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
     The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
     But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
     Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne
     But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
     Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983
     But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
     Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
     But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
     Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby
     But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
     Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties
     But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
     Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee
     But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
     Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady
     But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
     Cause no one likes you monkey boy.
     
   • [16:25 on 19/05/08]
5. • Jack
   • haha
   • [16:31 on 19/05/08]
6. • Tim Holehouse
   • Had to be done... sad to hear you lost Arron though i like that big fool!
   • [16:39 on 19/05/08]
7. • Jack
   • ok bad news, back to looking again now. Brad can't commit to playing and wants to find something a little more aggressive to suit his style. So if anyone is looking for someone I can pass the message onto him as he is an awesome drummer. For us its back to square one!
   • [10:25 on 21/05/08]
8. • Ollie
   • Someone please drum for this band!!!!!
   • [10:42 on 21/05/08]
9. • bad admiral
   • oof. that's a kick in the balls/vagina. sorry to hear that dude.
     
     what about that great bear of a man from mantra aaaaages ago?
     
     
   • [10:44 on 21/05/08]
10. • Jack
    • It is indeed a kick but he's a cool guy so hopefully he'll find something that suits him soon. Think the mantra guy may not be up to it but its worth checking out.
    • [10:46 on 21/05/08]
11. • bad admiral
    • i can't judge...i've blown a band out recently after saying that i was well up for it.
      
      i was hanging around waiting for them to audition other candidates (which is just silly in my eyes) and koresh got in there first. which is far more fun and jovial than po-faced mathy-ness.
      
      thing is i didn't respond to any of the other band's emails for ages (simply as i didn't check them...) so now they think i'm a huge tosser. mayors of miyazaki think i'm a huge tosser. period.
    • [10:57 on 21/05/08]
12. • mamba
    • Ollie says:

      
      Someone please drum for this band!!!!!
      
      
      I would, but:
      
      a) It's far
      b) I'm shit
    • [11:02 on 21/05/08]
13. • Jack
    • Yeah mamba needs to be in a band rocking out
    • [11:03 on 21/05/08]
14. • Mazz
    • bad admiral says:

      
      i can't judge...i've blown a band out recently after saying that i was well up for it.
      
      i was hanging around waiting for them to audition other candidates (which is just silly in my eyes) and koresh got in there first. which is far more fun and jovial than po-faced mathy-ness.
      
      thing is i didn't respond to any of the other band's emails for ages (simply as i didn't check them...) so now they think i'm a huge tosser. mayors of miyazaki think i'm a huge tosser. period.
      
      
      
      What a tosser
    • [11:05 on 21/05/08]
15. • bad admiral
    • Mazz says:

      
      

      bad admiral says:

      
      i can't judge...i've blown a band out recently after saying that i was well up for it.
      
      i was hanging around waiting for them to audition other candidates (which is just silly in my eyes) and koresh got in there first. which is far more fun and jovial than po-faced mathy-ness.
      
      thing is i didn't respond to any of the other band's emails for ages (simply as i didn't check them...) so now they think i'm a huge tosser. mayors of miyazaki think i'm a huge tosser. period.
      

      
      
      What a tosser
      
      
      
      mayors of miyazaki and mazz out of battlewitch think i'm a huge tosser.
      
      i can vibe with that.
    • [11:10 on 21/05/08]
16. • Jack
    • Tosser
    • [11:16 on 21/05/08]
17. • bad admiral
    • mayors of miyazaki, mazz out of battlewitch and jack from stubb think i'm a tosser.
      
      still down with that. i can hook that up.
    • [11:32 on 21/05/08]
18. • Ollie
    • Hmm, I don't know you but I'm mates with Mazz and Jack so..........
      
      
      Join Stubb and you'll win me and Jack back.
    • [12:11 on 21/05/08]
19. • bad admiral
    • g'waan, i can add you to my list of peoples who think i is a tosser.
      
      i would dearly love to drum for stubb, but i'm not a consistent/solid enough drummer for their sexy groove, will probably grow a big ego and refuse to play anything that doesn't incorporate a d-beat, i don't have the equipment and am already spoken for by enough bands to last me a lifetime!
      
      
    • [12:52 on 21/05/08]
20. • Ollie
    • bad admiral says:

      
      g'waan, i can add you to my list of peoples who think i is a tosser.
      
      i would dearly love to drum for stubb, but i'm not a consistent/solid enough drummer for their sexy groove, will probably grow a big ego and refuse to play anything that doesn't incorporate a d-beat, i don't have the equipment and am already spoken for by enough bands to last me a lifetime!
      
      
      
      
      
      And you think not being good enough and not having gear is a reasonable excuse???
    • [13:06 on 21/05/08]

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