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    •  MazzMazz
    • I have not left for work yet. I'm having a leisurely breakfast and thinking that Sian Williams is looking HOT this morning...also listening to Church of Misery.

    •  mambamamba
    • I have been at work for 40 mins. I am contemplating my morning poo.
    •  ChrisCChrisC
    • clocking a full hour here

      wondering when its appropriate to eat the chilli crackers in my draw...

    •  JackJack
    • I rode my bmx to work, my arms hurt, but I feel rightious
    •  OllieOllie
    • mamba says:
      I have been at work for 40 mins. I am contemplating my morning poo.


      I always make sure I poo at work...getting paid to poo...awesome!!!!
    •  MazzMazz
    • I'm now at work..I have a project managers meeting in 10 mins....I should have not come into work. They are trying to KILL my soul.
    •  mambamamba
    • WickedWesticle says:

      Hahah... that's probably the most useful website I have ever seen.
    •  MazzMazz
    • Meeting cancelled.

      But how will know what the "Drivers" are?
    •  MazzMazz
    • mamba says:
      WickedWesticle says:

      Hahah... that's probably the most useful website I have ever seen.


      I'll need one soon enough.
    •  bad admiralbad admiral
    • i had a colossal shit at about 10am on the company dime as i had bean burger last night.

      it was massive and i reckon i made a mess.
    •  MazzMazz
    • Yesterday my lunch buddy told me he had Cauliflower Cheese with Sprouts for dinner on Monday night. He said he produced a “Putrid shit”.
    •  Tim HolehouseTim Holehouse
    • My works still sucking the life out of me... need a poo dirty protest maybe?
    •  pull-my-plonkerpull-my-plonker
    • I have got into a bad knack of staying in work till after 5 lately, mainly, I think, due to it not being dark outside.

      This is bad.

      Especially as I'm not spending that excess time shitting. All of it anyway.
    •  MazzMazz
    • Having another leisurely breakfast.
    •  mambamamba
    • Contemplating a poo again.

      Not that I've got a routine.
    •  JackJack
    • I save mine for the afternoon. I'm now part of office gossip as they think I'm doing our receptionist, I hate office gossip, though I refuse to react to it
    •  Tim HolehouseTim Holehouse
    • Well if the gossips out there you might as well do it... or is she a monster?
    •  JackJack
    • nope very nice, but not single
      [Edited by Jack at 10:09 on 18/03/10]

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