ninehertz

1. • WickedWesticle
   • I'm bored of the stupidly complicated problems presented by javascript, vb.net, visual studio etc. that constantly make me feel like a 5 year old doing a physic phd.
     
     Anyone wanna hire a guy with a good moustache and a beard? I'll do work for money. I have arms and legs, I can walk and talk and do all sorts of stuff.
   • [11:57 on 09/03/10]
2. • Mazz
   • Do you want to be my valet?
   • [12:12 on 09/03/10]
3. • Tim Holehouse
   • I hear Jack needs a new fluffer for his special movies...
   • [12:22 on 09/03/10]
4. • WickedWesticle
   • Mazz says:

     Do you want to be my valet?
     
     
     Yep
   • [12:35 on 09/03/10]
5. • WickedWesticle
   • Tim Holehouse says:

     I hear Jack needs a new fluffer for his special movies...
     
     
     Cool, I can do that. I do have hands after all.
   • [12:35 on 09/03/10]
6. • Tim Holehouse
   • Highly sort after job 'm told.
   • [12:51 on 09/03/10]
7. • pull-my-plonker
   • I need a monkey-butler, but I don't think you have the hairy credentials.
     
     We need some more stats geeks at work (amongst other positions to do with market research)...
   • [17:57 on 09/03/10]
8. • Jack
   • Fluff fluff
   • [17:59 on 09/03/10]
9. • bad admiral
   • i need meat for inking. i won't pay you.
   • [23:22 on 09/03/10]
10. • Jack
    • Once you've practiced a bit you can tattoo my toe or something if you like haha
    • [23:31 on 09/03/10]
11. • bad admiral
    • cool...i'm gonna start practicing on citrus fruit tonight and makes some stencils for practicing on my legs. obviously...all work will be photoed and displayed on facefuck so youse know what you're getting yourself into.
      
      plus, i get to shave you and cover you in vaseline which should be pretty erotic.
    • [09:17 on 10/03/10]
12. • Jack
    • I couldnt think of a more highly erotic being for the job
    • [09:32 on 10/03/10]
13. • Tim Holehouse
    • Rich is gonna be a tattooist awesome! Once you practise I'm willing to voulenteer richard good win jo nes
    • [09:46 on 10/03/10]
14. • Ollie
    • Rich, once you have spent 5 years in a Tibetan monastry tattooing each monk from head to toe in complex and fantastical designs using only ink and a piece of bone, then I will allow you to tattoo a star on my little toe.
    • [10:33 on 10/03/10]
15. • bad admiral
    • Ollie says:

      Rich, once you have spent 5 years in a Tibetan monastry tattooing each monk from head to toe in complex and fantastical designs using only ink and a piece of bone, then I will allow you to tattoo a star on my little toe.
      
      
      hahahahahahaha!
      
      probably for the best mate!
      
      nice one tim...
      
      this is the schedule...
      
      1. Practice setting up and sterilising equipment
      2. practice making stencils that mark out
      3. practice drawing on citrus fruit, fake skin
      4. practice on myself
      5. practice on others
      6. start charging others for home visits once i'm properly good enough.
    • [12:26 on 10/03/10]
16. • Jack
    • bad admiral says:

      Ollie says:

      Rich, once you have spent 5 years in a Tibetan monastry tattooing each monk from head to toe in complex and fantastical designs using only ink and a piece of bone, then I will allow you to tattoo a star on my little toe.

      
      
      hahahahahahaha!
      
      probably for the best mate!
      
      nice one tim...
      
      this is the schedule...
      
      1. Practice setting up and sterilising equipment
      2. practice making stencils that mark out
      3. practice drawing on citrus fruit, fake skin
      4. practice on myself
      5. practice on others
      6. start charging others for home visits once i'm properly good enough.
      
      
      Cool idea, Ian has some tattoo gear, might be worth talking, I don't think they ever used it really apart from on a grapefruit
    • [13:16 on 10/03/10]
17. • bad admiral
    • Jack Dickinson says:

      bad admiral says:

      Ollie says:

      Rich, once you have spent 5 years in a Tibetan monastry tattooing each monk from head to toe in complex and fantastical designs using only ink and a piece of bone, then I will allow you to tattoo a star on my little toe.

      
      
      hahahahahahaha!
      
      probably for the best mate!
      
      nice one tim...
      
      this is the schedule...
      
      1. Practice setting up and sterilising equipment
      2. practice making stencils that mark out
      3. practice drawing on citrus fruit, fake skin
      4. practice on myself
      5. practice on others
      6. start charging others for home visits once i'm properly good enough.

      
      
      Cool idea, Ian has some tattoo gear, might be worth talking, I don't think they ever used it really apart from on a grapefruit
      
      
      interesting...we could jam...
    • [13:37 on 10/03/10]
18. • Jack
    • Well I think it was his lady Alexs' gear but they never use it
    • [13:51 on 10/03/10]
19. • bad admiral
    • hmmmm...interesting. i'm pretty fired up about all of this so hopefully mine will get plenty of use! just got some thicker liners and carbon for stencil making. got all the gear, now i need an idea!
      
      gonna practice a few free handed simple things on citrus fruit...obviously results will find their way onto facefuck!
    • [14:07 on 10/03/10]
20. • Mazz
    • Fed up with sluts - 3-60
    • [14:35 on 10/03/10]

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