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1. • Donny
   • Tim Holehouse says:

     bad admiral says:

     stanley kubrick only masturbated on leap years.
     
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     Was eye's wide shut made in a leap year then?
     
     
     I think that was the wank that killed him.
   • [07:29 on 21/08/09]
2. • Tim Holehouse
   • Yes you could be right...Kidman can do that to a man... or maybe the sight of cruise's nutz finished him off.
   • [07:33 on 21/08/09]
3. • rlucas666
   • bad admiral says:

     andy warhol could only dream in black and white.
     
     
     Tight git didn't want to pay extra for a colour license...
   • [11:16 on 21/08/09]
4. • rlucas666
   • The Apollo missions took Hasselblad cameras to the moon, but to save weight they took the film back with them but left the cameras on the surface of the moon.
   • [11:17 on 21/08/09]
5. • bad admiral
   • over one billion people have been killed by marmots.
     
     this is ABSOLUTE TRUTH.
   • [17:52 on 21/08/09]
6. • noone
   • is that because they were plague bearers or something?
     I'm sure I've heard that before.
   • [20:09 on 21/08/09]
7. • bad admiral
   • that's what i was thinking...unless they're incredibly vicious.
     
     it's off qi so you may have heard it there.
   • [08:17 on 22/08/09]
8. • pull-my-plonker
   • Jil Dando is an anagram of Jan Dildo.
   • [11:18 on 22/08/09]
9. • noone
   • Al Capone's guns don't argue.
   • [12:38 on 22/08/09]
10. • Podge
    • Josh Homme has produced the new Arctic Monkey's album
    • [17:03 on 23/08/09]
11. • noone
    • and it'll still sound dull as dish water.
    • [00:04 on 24/08/09]
12. • Tim Holehouse
    • Podge says:

      Josh Homme has produced the new Arctic Monkey's album
      
      
      Podge looks good on the dance floor... I hope that video of that is still about some where...
    • [07:03 on 24/08/09]
13. • bad admiral
    • Podge says:

      Josh Homme has produced the new Arctic Monkey's album
      
      
      and bloody great it is too.
    • [08:06 on 24/08/09]
14. • Tim Holehouse
    • I've heard one track... it was ok.
      I saw a picture of them in the paper this am they're looking like american rock stars apart from the drummer who still looks like a chav. I like that... he's a bloody good drummer... fact!
    • [08:20 on 24/08/09]
15. • WickedWesticle
    • You can prove anything with facts. Richard Madeley said so.
    • [08:52 on 24/08/09]
16. • mamba
    • Crabsticks do not actually contain any crab, and from 1993 manufacturers have been legally obliged to label them ‘crab-flavoured’ sticks.
    • [09:07 on 24/08/09]
17. • bad admiral
    • Tim Holehouse says:

      I've heard one track... it was ok.
      I saw a picture of them in the paper this am they're looking like american rock stars apart from the drummer who still looks like a chav. I like that... he's a bloody good drummer... fact!
      
      
      he is bloody good. he does all the backups too. i'm usually not one for nme indie hype, but i think the arctic monkeys are well justified. cracking tunes.
      
      my fact of the day:
      
      danny devito has a tail.
    • [09:41 on 24/08/09]
18. • noone
    • I couldn't name you an Arctic Monkeys song if I tried but I imagine it's just Shed Seven all over again but in Nike dunks and check shirts.
      I'm sick to death of hearing about them and seeing their gay faces in the local paper.
      Them and the ultimate one trick pony ; Pete Mckee.
      A sub standard illustrator that someone has decided is a vital artist.
    • [10:29 on 24/08/09]
19. • Tim Holehouse
    • bad admiral says:

      Tim Holehouse says:

      I've heard one track... it was ok.
      I saw a picture of them in the paper this am they're looking like american rock stars apart from the drummer who still looks like a chav. I like that... he's a bloody good drummer... fact!

      
      
      he is bloody good. he does all the backups too. i'm usually not one for nme indie hype, but i think the arctic monkeys are well justified. cracking tunes.
      
      my fact of the day:
      
      danny devito has a tail.
      
      
      I did think they where just hype at first but I think they do write good tunes and he's an awesome drummer after my house mate subjected me to the album several times. Wouldn't go out and buy it... but think they are pretty ok. No not shed seven... ouch!
      Oh and I like the new dizzie chappie or whatever e's called. Bonkers its called... the video hurt my eyes.
      
    • [11:01 on 24/08/09]
20. • Podge
    • ultimatekev says:

      Them and the ultimate one trick pony ; Pete Mckee.
      A sub standard illustrator that someone has decided is a vital artist.
      
      Totally agree with this, his stuff is everywhere, its ok but its not worth all the hype
    • [11:11 on 24/08/09]

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