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1. • bad admiral
   • Willis says:

     Eggy says:

     Did anyone on here send any requested to Walkers regarding the new crisp flavour competition. I didn't although i though about asking for a Thai Green Curry flavour as i love thai curries. I expect the new flavour they do to be something unexciting.

     
     Well, once I came up with an idea for Smiths Crisps for a middle eastern flavoured crisp called Sultan Sheik
     
     
     
     pfffrrrrt!!!
   • [12:33 on 02/12/08]
2. • Mazz
   • I often threaten to write letters to Radio 1.
     
     “Dear Radio 1
     
     Why are you cunts?
     
     Cheers
     
     Mazz.”
     
     I say this to my “Driver” nearly once week on the way home from work. It must really piss him off. He does laugh but recently it has been a tired laugh. That only makes me say it more.
     
   • [13:27 on 02/12/08]
3. • bad admiral
   • they are bell ends
     
     still no response.
   • [13:46 on 02/12/08]
4. • Eggy
   • write to goodfellas, they redesign their packaging twice a year at least. A new flavour for them may be the right approach.
     
     or chicago town - as it says on the box their pizza's are voted better than domino's and someone elses.
   • [19:04 on 02/12/08]
5. • bad admiral
   • good idea...i fear this may be a bit "poncey" for the average Chicago Town pisshead. worth a punt though.
   • [09:40 on 03/12/08]
6. • bad admiral
   • yesssss! Pizza Express have gotten back to me!
     
     Hello Richard
     
     Thank you for your great suggestion!
     
     I must say on this really cold morning it sounds very appetising. I have
     forwarded your email on to our food development team who manage all our
     recipes and I am sure they will take your comments into consideration.
     
     Thanks again for contacting us and who knows you may well see a variation
     of this on our menu in the future.
     
     Kind regards
     
     Catherine Young
     Customer Service
   • [11:25 on 03/12/08]
7. • Ollie
   • bad admiral says:

     yesssss! Pizza Express have gotten back to me!
     
     Hello Richard
     
     Thank you for your great suggestion!
     
     I must say on this really cold morning it sounds very appetising. I have
     forwarded your email on to our food development team who manage all our
     recipes and I am sure they will take your comments into consideration.
     
     Thanks again for contacting us and who knows you may well see a variation
     of this on our menu in the future.
     
     Kind regards
     
     Catherine Young
     Customer Service
     
     
     Fucking yes!!!!!
   • [11:33 on 03/12/08]
8. • alan
   • Nice one!
   • [12:38 on 03/12/08]
9. • Donny
   • New at Pizza Express...
     
     THE TRUTH PIZZA
     
     or alternatively...
     
     THE PISSFINGERS PIZZA
   • [12:40 on 03/12/08]
10. • bad admiral
    • HAHAHA!
      
      THA' TRUTH PIZZA all the way! If it does come out I'm gonna get even more diva-esque than I am at the moment. Especially considering the rather pompous wording of the initial email!
      
      I'm gonna hit her back and turn up the charm and professionalism. Stay tuned. I bet she's hoTT.
    • [12:45 on 03/12/08]
11. • Podge
    • bad admiral says:

      and who knows you may well see a variation
      of this on our menu in the future.
      
      there goes your royalties
    • [12:46 on 03/12/08]
12. • Donny
    • He stole it from the Alps anyway, so doesn't count.
      
      What you need to do is grow a new vegetable or something and whack that on a pizza.
      
      I'll get to work on that.
    • [12:49 on 03/12/08]
13. • Ollie
    • At the risk of pissing on the old bonfire, could this be a very nice "thanks you but fuck off and don't tell us how to do our job" kind of response.
    • [12:49 on 03/12/08]
14. • bad admiral
    • i'm gonna follow through on this one.
      
      the story isn't over yet...
      
      if they fob me off i'm gonna start making ridiculous and unethical suggestions like:
      
      surf n' turf - whale meat and dog
      
      re-load surprise - cum and a bit of blood
      
      mother's milk - with "woman mozzarella" farmed in battery conditions in haiti
      
      scotch bonnet - pubes and crack
      
      black saXX - spittle and bullrush
      
      full house - empty plate with a single tear in the middle
      [Edited by bad admiral at 12:59 on 03/12/08]
    • [12:52 on 03/12/08]
15. • bad admiral
    • cock it...no return address. i wonder if she's on facebook...
    • [13:09 on 03/12/08]
16. • bad admiral
    • question...anybody know anything about copyrighting and how i would go about doing it...
    • [15:13 on 03/12/08]
17. • Willis
    • I'm currently involved with a few patents (floating mug, 'E-Z bar', Celebrity showercurtain, bicycle handlebar mounted synth, 'tele-oke', sesmic anchors) with people, so I'll ask about the general copyright/patent procedures this afternoon.
    • [15:49 on 03/12/08]
18. • Donny
    • I 'studied' (read: slept through) Intellectual Property and Copyright Law at uni.
      
      Unlikely to be much help
    • [15:59 on 03/12/08]
19. • bad admiral
    • Willis says:

      bicycle handlebar mounted synth
      
      
      schematic immediately please
    • [16:03 on 03/12/08]
20. • Willis
    • Funny you should mention that, but I've just liberated all the component parts so I can construct the device this evening at 'Advanced Dynamics' HQ in Bradford. I'll take photos.
      I was talking to a guy I work with (also the conscripted test driver/co collaborator for my latest vehicle) about our inventions, and I laughed so much at one of his ideas that:
      1. I pulled a muscle in my back, so I couldn't move for nearly 10 minutes
      2. I forgot what the invention was.
    • [16:50 on 03/12/08]

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