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1. • Mazz
   • pull-my-plonker says:

     pull-my-plonker says:

     Today I venture out into Shepherd's Bush to buy... ALL THE STUFF I DON'T HAVE IN THE NEW FLAT!
     
     This is a lot of stuff.
     
     I am hoping that a combination of Argos and The 99p Store will suffice and maybe a tasty bit o' Tesco's homewhere...

     
     
     Yesterday I bought:
     
     Bathmat
     Fish slice
     Wooden spoon set
     2 x Handwash (one kitchen, one bathroom)
     Baking tray
     Oven mitts
     10 x Storage Boxes
     SCART lead
     Cordless phone
     Knife sharpening steel
     Disinfectant
     Binbags
     Air freshener
     Shower gel
     
     
     get a keyring that makes farting noises
   • [09:28 on 27/07/10]
2. • pull-my-plonker
   • Good plan.
     
     I also bought a pear-tree with a free partridge attached.
   • [09:40 on 27/07/10]
3. • Mazz
   • pull-my-plonker says:

     Good plan.
     
     I also bought a pear-tree with a free partridge attached.
     
     
     That's the best purchase. I bought myself 3 mins this morning by cleaning my teeth in the shower. I could have bought myself another few minutes by shitting in the shower but I thought it might be a little toooo french.
     [Edited by Mazz at 09:47 on 27/07/10]
   • [09:46 on 27/07/10]
4. • basstard
   • Mazz says:

     pull-my-plonker says:

     Good plan.
     
     I also bought a pear-tree with a free partridge attached.

     
     
     That's the best purchase. I bought myself 3 mins this morning by cleaning my teeth in the shower. I could have bought myself another few minutes by shitting in the shower but I thought it might be a little toooo french.
     
     
     I actually did that in France when I was a kid.
     
     We had gone there on a camping holiday when I was 6 and my folks warned me about the funny French lavs where there's no seat and you have to hover over a hole in the ground.
     
     To my young mind this was pretty terrifying (what if I fell in the hole of poos?) so I decided to try and get through the holiday without a plop.
     
     After a couple of days nature wouldn't take no for an answer; I would have to be brave and evacuate my bowels in a scary French squat-spot.
     As this was the first time I'd ventured to the back of the toilet block on the campsite, I naturally assumed that all the cubicles with doors were crappers.
     
     Door locked, shorts and y-fronts down. Very small hole in the floor.... take aim....bombs away.......aaahhh, relief. Strange, there's no bog roll in these weird French toilets either.
     
     I leave the cubicle as the door next to me opens and an old French guy totters out in flip flops and a towel. The penny drops; I've just shit in a shower. I run like fuck back to our tent before anyone notices.
     
     That evening I accompany my Dad and brother for a shower. The crime scene has been locked and bears a sign that my young brain couldn't translate.Even then I guessed that it probably said 'Shower out of order because some dirty bastard has blocked the drain hole with a big jobbie. Zut alors!'
     
     Aahhh, great days.
   • [12:23 on 27/07/10]
5. • Mazz
   • Basstard 1 French Shower 0
   • [12:26 on 27/07/10]
6. • bad admiral
   • dude. that's an awesome story! the french are so scatalogical, they probably offered you a barony.
   • [18:29 on 27/07/10]
7. • basstard
   • bad admiral says:

     dude. that's an awesome story! the french are so scatalogical, they probably offered you a barony.
     
     
     Mais oui, je m'appelle Baron Merde. Je habite dans Chateau Plop-plop.
   • [12:10 on 28/07/10]
8. • Mazz
   • basstard says:

     bad admiral says:

     dude. that's an awesome story! the french are so scatalogical, they probably offered you a barony.

     
     
     Mais oui, je m'appelle Baron Merde. Je habite dans Chateau Plop-plop.
     
     
     That's the name of my solo album.
   • [12:12 on 28/07/10]
9. • WickedWesticle
   • A wrist support. Having torn a hole in my right supraspinatus tendon my drums are now waging war on my left side.
   • [12:58 on 28/07/10]
10. • bad admiral
    • WickedWesticle says:

      A wrist support. Having torn a hole in my right supraspinatus tendon my drums are now waging war on my left side.
      
      
      oof.
      
      
    • [13:10 on 28/07/10]
11. • Jack
    • I'm going to pay for my motorbike theory test on friday, get that little bugger out of the way. I'm also going to buy myself a decent open face helmet and give it a paint job
    • [13:21 on 28/07/10]
12. • JenTheHen
    • Jack says:

      I'm going to pay for my motorbike theory test on friday, get that little bugger out of the way. I'm also going to buy myself a decent open face helmet and give it a paint job
      
      
      Jealous.
    • [13:35 on 28/07/10]
13. • Jack
    • Should just go for, I've put it off for ages, doesnt work out too stupidly expensive
    • [13:47 on 28/07/10]
14. • JenTheHen
    • I do plan to in the very near future. As soon as I'm settled in Newcastle really. Good luck with yours Jack. Let's go on biking holidays eventually, yeah!
    • [14:18 on 28/07/10]
15. • Jack
    • fo sure, I'm getting me a lovely old shiny chopper
    • [14:21 on 28/07/10]
16. • JenTheHen
    • Then you can be the cool one.
    • [14:31 on 28/07/10]
17. • bad admiral
    • i've been thinking about this too! can i come?
      
      i will be riding a norton commando or a royal enfield on the holidays.
      
      i will be the "cool" one...
    • [14:35 on 28/07/10]
18. • Ollie
    • Jack says:

      fo sure, I'm getting me a lovely old shiny chopper
      
      
      Dirty Cornish bastard!!!!
    • [14:43 on 28/07/10]
19. • Jack
    • bad admiral says:

      i've been thinking about this too! can i come?
      
      i will be riding a norton commando or a royal enfield on the holidays.
      
      i will be the "cool" one...
      
      
      Royal Enfields are nice, I've seen some nice custom ones. My Dads mate has a Norton Commando, its around 90% restored.
      
      I've ridden one of my dads AJS bikes up and down the lane, that's got a 500cc single cylinder engine, its not really 100% complete yet, he's considering changing it again.
      
      The bike below is his AJS 1955 500cc twin. He wont let me ride this yet
      
      
    • [15:20 on 28/07/10]
20. • JenTheHen
    • I want a red one...
    • [16:03 on 28/07/10]

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