ninehertz

1. • Mazz
   • The members of the band riding giant swans that are flying over Middle Earth? Rich is giving the finger to no one in particular.
   • [10:55 on 17/08/10]
2. • Jack
   • Swans with ape hangers
   • [11:00 on 17/08/10]
3. • Mazz
   • I got the flipping giggles at work. I keep imagining a drawing of a half naked Rich a riding a swan over middle earth...while giving the finger.
     
     I think I need a rest.
   • [11:01 on 17/08/10]
4. • Mazz
   • Jack says:

     Swans with ape hangers
     
     
     YES...I had to look 'ape hangers' up on google...I thought it was something rude like BALLS or summit.
     
     "Yeah...I got a couple of sore ape hangers"
     
   • [11:03 on 17/08/10]
5. • bad admiral
   • i've had some half naked promo photos taken of me for my new solo project. i am draped in pearls and brandishing an arab's dagger.
     
     i like this idea with the swans though...what will the album be called?
     
     me, dusty and greg dyke are rehearsing on the 3rd. do yiou have any song titles for us to use?
     
     i have been practicing different techniques for playing REAL fast, such as D-BEAT, BLAST BEAT, GRAVITY ROLL. I have combined all these with some JAZZ drumming to create CROTCHBEAT.
   • [12:23 on 17/08/10]
6. • Mazz
   • Laura was talking about starting drawing again. What better place to start.
     
     I have three songs...you may remember them..
     
     Shit the hell
     AC/DC fucked my woman
     Stonehenge Shakedown
     
     I need pics of all three of you and then Laura can draw...Or she could draw you from memory. The best thing is I can oversea the whole project..i'll stand behind her and point out the errors..and touch her anus.
     [Edited by Mazz at 12:47 on 17/08/10]
   • [12:31 on 17/08/10]
7. • Ollie
   • Mazz says:

     ..and touch her anus.
     
     
     Nice!!!
   • [13:00 on 17/08/10]
8. • Donny
   • I want a drawing of yeti with a giant rocket for a cock.
     
     Could someone do this for me?
   • [13:09 on 17/08/10]
9. • Jack
   • I need to find an allen key later so I can lower the action back down on my Squire, last thing i used it for was slide. It sounds cool, got to riff the hell out of it
   • [13:23 on 17/08/10]
10. • Jack
    • Don't fuck with a swan
    • [13:30 on 17/08/10]
11. • bad admiral
    • if you were still on facefuck mazz...you would access to photos of ALL of us...
      
      i think this would be perfect for laura. i'm imagining something saucy and heavily muscled...
      
      
    • [15:02 on 17/08/10]
12. • Mazz
    • bad admiral says:

      if you were still on facefuck mazz...you would access to photos of ALL of us...
      
      i think this would be perfect for laura. i'm imagining something saucy and heavily muscled...
      
      
      
      
      The Mazz does not want facefuck...facefuck wants mazz. I'll get Laura to befriend you....hmmmmmm
    • [15:41 on 17/08/10]
13. • pull-my-plonker
    • Jack/Mazz, just to be clear I will be expecting image/naming rights to all merchandise bearing the phrase "Dusty Crotch".
      
      Alternatively I'll accept an advance of £3.22.
      
      You don't wanna fuck with my lawyers in court, they're harder and fluffier than swans.
    • [21:39 on 17/08/10]
14. • Mazz
    • She said she will draw for us.
    • [07:18 on 18/08/10]
15. • bad admiral
    • excellent news about laura.
      
      does she draw good?
      
      this will be marvellous.
    • [09:44 on 18/08/10]
16. • Mazz
    • bad admiral says:

      excellent news about laura.
      
      does she draw good?
      
      this will be marvellous.
      
      
      she's fucking shit.
    • [09:45 on 18/08/10]
17. • Ollie
    • Mazz says:

      bad admiral says:

      excellent news about laura.
      
      does she draw good?
      
      this will be marvellous.

      
      
      she's fucking shit.
      
      
      Did you touch her anus?
    • [09:51 on 18/08/10]
18. • Mazz
    • Ollie says:

      Mazz says:

      bad admiral says:

      excellent news about laura.
      
      does she draw good?
      
      this will be marvellous.

      
      
      she's fucking shit.

      
      
      Did you touch her anus?
      
      
      Nope..I will when she starts drawing.
    • [10:24 on 18/08/10]
19. • Ollie
    • Mazz says:

      Ollie says:

      Mazz says:

      bad admiral says:

      excellent news about laura.
      
      does she draw good?
      
      this will be marvellous.

      
      
      she's fucking shit.

      
      
      Did you touch her anus?

      
      
      Nope..I will when she starts drawing.
      
      
      Do you control her movements via her anus?
    • [10:41 on 18/08/10]
20. • Mazz
    • Ollie says:

      Mazz says:

      Ollie says:

      Mazz says:

      bad admiral says:

      excellent news about laura.
      
      does she draw good?
      
      this will be marvellous.

      
      
      she's fucking shit.

      
      
      Did you touch her anus?

      
      
      Nope..I will when she starts drawing.

      
      
      Do you control her movements via her anus?
      
      
      Sometimes...sometimes
    • [10:44 on 18/08/10]

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