I'm going to dress as Vortigern and chat to tourist. "HELLO..MY NAME IS VORTIGERN..WELCOME TO WIRTGERNESBURH..TREAT ME WELL AND I'LL TREAT YOU FAIR...HA HA HA HA...MORE ALE!"
Back in the old days (1990) the Tithe Barn in Bradford (my sister tells me it was Ludwig Mies Van De Rohe's favourite building) was the site of a load of young people getting pissed up on a Friday night. Hundreds would gather and drink White Lightning and 20/20. and sniff tippex thinners.