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Wirtgernesburh AKA Bradford-On-Avon

    •  MazzMazz
    • Home of KING VORTIGERN (From the Arthur legends innit)

      www.vortigernstudies.org.uk/artcit/wirtgern.htm

      I'm going to dress as Vortigern and chat to tourist. "HELLO..MY NAME IS VORTIGERN..WELCOME TO WIRTGERNESBURH..TREAT ME WELL AND I'LL TREAT YOU FAIR...HA HA HA HA...MORE ALE!"
    •  bad admiralbad admiral
    • Great!

      We're definitely coming down for that! You need to employ a fool or harlequin to LUTE people in to the village. sting'll fucking do it i reckon.
    •  MazzMazz
    • "WHERE IS MAID? (played by Laura)....CLEAN UP MY SLOPS"
    •  bad admiralbad admiral
    • take a shit in a river. tell the tourists yr just "keeping it real".
    •  bad admiralbad admiral
    • take a shit in a river. tell the tourists yr just "keeping it real".
    •  WillisWillis
    • Back in the old days (1990) the Tithe Barn in Bradford (my sister tells me it was Ludwig Mies Van De Rohe's favourite building) was the site of a load of young people getting pissed up on a Friday night. Hundreds would gather and drink White Lightning and 20/20. and sniff tippex thinners.

    •  MazzMazz
    • Ahh yes..drink cider then walk home with the mythical Kevin Beaven through the dark roads of Turleigh.
    •  FDFCFDFC
    • bad admiral says:
      take a shit in a river. tell the tourists yr just "keeping it real".

      I know somebody who took a shit whilst in a sewer once.
    •  bad admiralbad admiral
    • FDFC says:
      bad admiral says:
      take a shit in a river. tell the tourists yr just "keeping it real".

      I know somebody who took a shit whilst in a sewer once.


      i saw a old woman shit into a river once. then i found half an alligator's head.

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