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    •  MazzMazz
    • What would you do?

      I would like to be a DJ on an American classic rock radio station. I would play up to my Englishness. "LORD MAZZERETH PUMPING OUT THE SWEET VIBES ON ROCK RADIO K&KKKIQ GOLD..DON'T FROWN...GET DOWN"
    •  bazzathespazbazzathespaz
    • Porn Star Breast Pertness Inspector

      I would be meticulous in my method, vigorous in my investigation and turgid in my underpants.
    •  MazzMazz
    • I would wear this T-shirt 24/7
      http://c590901.r1.cf2.rackcdn.com/images_thumb_cache/Mens_Van_Halen_1982_Tour_T_Shirt_from_Chaser_LA_500_478_514_76.jpg

      Bazz..you could wear this t-shirt 24/7..
      http://c590901.r1.cf2.rackcdn.com/images_thumb_cache/Mens_Get_Busy_with_the_Fizzy_Sodastream_T_Shirt_500_478_514_76.jpg
      [Edited by Mazz at 13:26 on 20/06/11]
    •  bazzathespazbazzathespaz
    • I'd adapt it so the F in Fizzy was a J. It looks quite similar already
    •  GrymGrym
    • http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/6532/mensgetbusywiththefizzy.jpg
    •  basstardbasstard
    • Leader of a perverse religious cult.
    •  MazzMazz
    • basstard says:
      Leader of a perverse religious cult.


      Can it be called "The Legion of Sodom"
    •  bad admiralbad admiral
    • i've always wanted to be a pilot or fireman. i have an application pending with london fire brigade so fingers crossed!
    •  bazzathespazbazzathespaz
    • Mazz says:
      basstard says:
      Leader of a perverse religious cult.


      Can it be called "The Legion of Sodom"

      So who's going to start this band called The Legion of Sodom then?
    •  MazzMazz
    • bazzathespaz says:
      Mazz says:
      basstard says:
      Leader of a perverse religious cult.


      Can it be called "The Legion of Sodom"

      So who's going to start this band called The Legion of Sodom then?


      ok..go on then
    •  basstardbasstard
    • Mazz says:
      bazzathespaz says:
      Mazz says:
      basstard says:
      Leader of a perverse religious cult.


      Can it be called "The Legion of Sodom"

      So who's going to start this band called The Legion of Sodom then?


      ok..go on then


      Well, my minions will be the Legions of Sodom.
      The cult itself will be called The Unholy Order of the Nefarious Phallus.
      I am compliling a list of saucy ladies who I will convince to join up.

      So it is written, so it shalll be done.
    •  MazzMazz
    • basstard says:
      Mazz says:
      bazzathespaz says:
      Mazz says:
      basstard says:
      Leader of a perverse religious cult.


      Can it be called "The Legion of Sodom"

      So who's going to start this band called The Legion of Sodom then?


      ok..go on then


      Well, my minions will be the Legions of Sodom.
      The cult itself will be called The Unholy Order of the Nefarious Phallus.
      I am compliling a list of saucy ladies who I will convince to join up.

      So it is written, so it shalll be done.


      Do you brand the ladies with an image of a rotten penis?
    •  basstardbasstard
    • Mazz says:
      basstard says:
      Mazz says:
      bazzathespaz says:
      Mazz says:
      basstard says:
      Leader of a perverse religious cult.


      Can it be called "The Legion of Sodom"

      So who's going to start this band called The Legion of Sodom then?


      ok..go on then



      Well, my minions will be the Legions of Sodom.
      The cult itself will be called The Unholy Order of the Nefarious Phallus.
      I am compliling a list of saucy ladies who I will convince to join up.

      So it is written, so it shalll be done.


      Do you brand the ladies with an image of a rotten penis?


      No, they will be tattooed with the image of Satan bearing a trident erection protruding from his fiery loins.
    •  MazzMazz
    • basstard says:
      Mazz says:
      basstard says:
      Mazz says:
      bazzathespaz says:
      Mazz says:
      basstard says:
      Leader of a perverse religious cult.


      Can it be called "The Legion of Sodom"

      So who's going to start this band called The Legion of Sodom then?


      ok..go on then



      Well, my minions will be the Legions of Sodom.
      The cult itself will be called The Unholy Order of the Nefarious Phallus.
      I am compliling a list of saucy ladies who I will convince to join up.

      So it is written, so it shalll be done.


      Do you brand the ladies with an image of a rotten penis?


      No, they will be tattooed with the image of Satan bearing a trident erection protruding from his fiery loins.


      HUUURRRRGGGHHHHHAAARRRRGGHHHH..sweet

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