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1. • bad admiral
   • Ollie says:

     bad admiral says:

     Ollie says:

     bad admiral says:

     fell asleep with my boots on before dr alice could rear her lovely watery head.
     
     i'm sure she could rain on my drought...

     
     
     Is this some thinly veiled euphemism for a golden shower?

     
     
     sort of...however i meant it in a shaking me out of my onanistic malaise...

     
     
     If it's any consolation I thoroughly enjoyed the Koresh album...though I did stop short of whacking myself into oblivion over it.
     
     
     if this is true then i have failed.
     
     good on yer...i think it's a cracker mesen.
   • [11:39 on 10/09/10]
2. • Mazz
   • bad admiral says:

     Ollie says:

     bad admiral says:

     Ollie says:

     bad admiral says:

     fell asleep with my boots on before dr alice could rear her lovely watery head.
     
     i'm sure she could rain on my drought...

     
     
     Is this some thinly veiled euphemism for a golden shower?

     
     
     sort of...however i meant it in a shaking me out of my onanistic malaise...

     
     
     If it's any consolation I thoroughly enjoyed the Koresh album...though I did stop short of whacking myself into oblivion over it.

     
     
     if this is true then i have failed.
     
     good on yer...i think it's a cracker mesen.
     
     
     This MAY put a smile on your face..Ratz as COULD be playing London on the 4th December.
   • [11:46 on 10/09/10]
3. • Mazz
   • CONFIRMED
   • [11:57 on 10/09/10]
4. • bad admiral
   • oh. my. god.
     
     where?
     [Edited by bad admiral at 13:08 on 10/09/10]
   • [13:07 on 10/09/10]
5. • Mazz
   • We should have our 2nd album ready by then. It's called "Hey! If want it then you better take out of my hand before I shove it up my cunt smelling piss hole...yeah...Fuck Off"..even though our first is not out yet.
   • [13:10 on 10/09/10]
6. • Mazz
   • RICH! I have an idea for you.
     
     Form and UBER Doom band called "CHRIST".
     
     fuck me
   • [13:33 on 10/09/10]
7. • Ollie
   • get an acoustic and write a Tom Waits style concept solo album called "Jerk Songs" all about your masterbatory habits.
     
     It could feature the songs
     
     Bellybutton puddle
     Red raw and ragged
     Hit the Headboard
     Happy Sock
     One in the bank is worth one off the wrist
     Spill it (to the melody of MJ's Beat It)
     Lonely Bone
     Pull The Hood
     And of course a cover of Elvis Costello's Punp It Up
     [Edited by Ollie at 14:08 on 10/09/10]
   • [14:03 on 10/09/10]
8. • basstard
   • Ollie says:

     get an acoustic and write a Tom Waits style concept solo album called "Jerk Songs" all about your masterbatory habits.
     
     It could feature the songs
     
     Bellybutton puddle
     Red raw and ragged
     Hit the Headboard
     Happy Sock
     One in the bank is worth one off the wrist
     Spill it (to the melody of MJ's Beat It)
     Lonely Bone
     Pull The Hood
     And of course a cover of Elvis Costello's Punp It Up
     
     
     When I was at college I wrote a wank-appreciation song called 'Sex is alright but you can't beat the real thing', I dedicated it to my recently ex- girlfriend at the time. You can have that one for the album if you want!
     [Edited by basstard at 17:45 on 10/09/10]
   • [17:45 on 10/09/10]
9. • bad admiral
   • i have been recording actually...
     
     you will all fucking wet yourselves.
   • [18:07 on 12/09/10]
10. • FDFC
    • Mazz says:

      "Hey! If want it then you better take out of my hand before I shove it up my cunt smelling piss hole...yeah...Fuck Off"
      
      Merchandise only available for fat cunts.
    • [19:25 on 12/09/10]

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