hahaha this is brilliant
Hospital Phone Shock Horror! BBC version
Basically some skank from round here didnt turn up for her genito-urinary appointment at the hospital so they rang her to let her know but had to leave a message.
Little did they know they hadnt put the phone down so were saying how she said she drank 100 units of alcohol a week (which she denies saying) and takes crack (which she denies)
Looking at her it is obvious she does.
I should mention that I do find this sort of thing bad. But its still funny.
I think if you work anywhere this happens.
We bitch about customers/bosses/other workers all the time.
This woman just had the "sense" to go strait to the papers with it instead of to the hospital trust to "sort it out"