I got myself loaded up on TRANSFERS this weekend. I went to Winsley school fete and for 50p you could have two transfers applied to your BODY by mouthy little kids. I bought four transfers but my niece only went for two. I told her to get with it and go for four but she would not listen. I got a fairy on my left arm, a butterfly on the left hand, a winged skull on my right arm and a skull with a rose over one of it's eyes on my right hand. While the kids were arguing over whom should sponge the transfers on my righteous body I got them talking about the plight of the England soccer team. One of the girls said that they were “shit”…she got told off by ME for saying the word “shit”.