ninehertz

1. • mike
   • This will be a funny thread I imagine.
     
     I hate the following things that most people go mental for (thats the theme for the thread) I'll start off with just one.
     
     BBQs- Never understood why people like these so much, lets burn, then eat cold, meat or if we're vegi, some fake meat, outside, on plastic furniture, and lets wait so long for said meat to cook that we drink too much beer before we eat so we're pissed at whatever time the food is served (I also hate eating when I'm drunk or any level of alcohol in effect). Also, lets not think about how little room our garden actually is, or how many chairs we have (I once went to one where the garden was about the size of a broom cupboard and we had to sit in a lounge with 3 seats, there were about ten people).
     Also, the fucking balls that comes with men and fire together, men somehow get it into their heads that they can cook meat by burning it to fuck with firelighters and all that, its the same as any cooking, you're just burning it.
     I could really go on for ages about this, once the BBQ is done cooking stuff, and you've eaten what you've been waiting for, for what seems like hours, what do you do? You've been there hours, there are hours and hours left, the smell of cooked meat hangs in the air, theres rubbish everywhere from all the crap you've just burnt, ketchup-smeared plates and those stupid plastic cups all over the place.
     
     I hate it, bloody pointless. Just cook a meal, eat it, then go somewhere suited to socialising. BAH.
     
     Don't be surprised if I refuse to appear at a BBQ if anyone organises one soon.
   • [15:51 on 10/05/08]
2. • slomo
   • a.i.d.s
     
     It just seems such a pointless disease, yet so many people have it.
   • [15:57 on 10/05/08]
3. • Mark Montana
   • Sounds like youve been going to shite ones Mike!
     
     Im going to one later, im well looking forward to it. Its a good excuse to meet up with old friends(who dont usuallygo to the pub etc), have a few drinks and have chat.
     
     
     Ok one thing I hate that most people seem to love is the band Clutch. They are fucking wank, simple as.
   • [15:58 on 10/05/08]
4. • mike
   • Mark Montana says:

     
     Sounds like youve been going to shite ones Mike!
     
     Im going to one later, im well looking forward to it. Its a good excuse to meet up with old friends(who dont usuallygo to the pub etc), have a few drinks and have chat.
     
     
     I'd be ok with just the drinks, but the thing about BBQs as well is you never get quite enough either, I'd rather make my own than eat a dry sausage in a dry bun in a field/garden.
   • [16:00 on 10/05/08]
5. • Catacomb Records
   • Iron fuckin' Maiden... can't stand them!!
     
     Plus I have a real hatred for the 80's music and fashion... if it sounds or looks remotely 80s... i hate it!!
   • [16:32 on 10/05/08]
6. • mike
   • I have to say I am sick of hearing Spandeau Ballet everywhere, how many times can Gold, True and the rest be played and enjoyed?
   • [16:34 on 10/05/08]
7. • Mark Montana
   • Catacomb Records says:

     
     Iron fuckin' Maiden... can't stand them!!
     
     
     
     Same here. Worst Band Ever.
   • [17:08 on 10/05/08]
8. • slomo
   • LIVERPOOL
   • [17:19 on 10/05/08]
9. • noone
   • Pancakes and , therefore , Yorkshire puddings too.
     Do people really think they taste nice? or even taste of anything except flour?
   • [18:45 on 10/05/08]
10. • Rob Himself
    • Everyone on the motorway except me, and I'm the biggest prick of them all.
      
      Sorry, I've been driving.
      
      And that doesn't count cos everyone hates other drivers.
      
      I hate drone/everything you lot tend to term 'doom' that isn't 'true' doom. Fucking shit. I imagine I'm probably in the minority, mind.
      
      I also hate shit UK death metal. Massive kits that don't get used cos of fucking stupid-sounding triggers and vocalists that just grunt dirgey nonsense with song titles like 'Desecrating The Crypt Of The Unsavoury' or something equally bollocks.
      
      Bunch of cock. *seethe*
    • [22:39 on 10/05/08]
11. • Eggy
    • Mark Montana says:

      
      

      Catacomb Records says:

      
      Iron fuckin' Maiden... can't stand them!!
      

      
      
      Same here. Worst Band Ever.
      
      
      
      me too.
      
      I haven't been to a bbq since bonfire night.
      
      I was thinking earlier that although i haven't seen my "best mate since school" for months - the last time was his birthday and the time before that my birthday, i do miss the BBQ invitations, yes i did turn half of them down as they were a bit repetitive but they weren't that bad really - a chance to sit in the garden and talk about work etc for a few hours, and then i remembered his bragging for having the best bbq (cost a fair bit of money), and his excellent technique at cooking the food, oh and his fantastic kit of cooking utensils. As for his favourite band they are of course...iron maiden. As for him, i don't hate him but i do find him annoying, so maybe not seeing him so often is a good thing.
      
      I quite like bbq's but i'd rather a walk to the local to split the night up a little.
      
      Things i hate...people who don't realise just how annoying they are - especially ones who have poor personal hygiene.
      
      internet connection set ups and dodgy connections.
      
      sheila's wheels ads
      
      i hate drivers who crawl upto the traffic lights that have sensors so they change automatcially (when the road is clear). I get behind them often at night.
      
      not being able to hear people talkng over loud music, im just not good at it.
    • [22:59 on 10/05/08]
12. • Rob Himself
    • Yeah I'm with you on the talking over music thing - I hate the way I agree with people and chuckle at their possible jokes when I haven't got a fucking clue what they just said. I did it about four times today.
    • [23:01 on 10/05/08]
13. • Eggy
    • I much prefer old style pubs where you can here what people are saying, i don't see the need for music to be cranked up to an unsociable level especially when there's nowhere to get away from it. I often end up just switching off, which isn't good.
      
      Obviously i'm not on about live bands as people who want to have conversations when a band is playing a gig deserve to not be in the room. eg when 27 were playing at corp.
    • [23:23 on 10/05/08]
14. • Laddeth
    • I like BBQ's.
      And Iron Maiden
      
      quote:

      i hate drivers who crawl upto the traffic lights that have sensors so they change automatcially (when the road is clear). I get behind them often at night.
      
      not being able to hear people talkng over loud music, im just not good at it.
      
      
      I thought this was for things you hate but noone else does. Everyone hates these things.
      
      I hate it when fixing computers and the person your fixing it for insists on asking you exactly what your doing at every oppotunity.
      If you shut up and let me do it no questions axed it'd take 5 minutes, if you keep axing questions and thinking everyone on the internet is going to steal your identity (why would they want to?!) its going to take FOREVER!
      
      I also hate how when I tell people I work for ASDA they are like "oh" as if its a bad thing.
      I tell you what, if you want to be chained into a job you hate for the rest of your life, so be it. However I happen to enjoy my job, it keeps me fit(ish) and I can live on the wage so FUCK YOU! Or would you rather I lived on benefits?
    • [23:24 on 10/05/08]
15. • Eggy
    • ah my bad, i didn't read the title properly, makes more sense now *slaps forehead while going der*
      
      kate nash.
      
      loud exhausts.
      
      spring onions
      
      baked beans
      
      brown sauce
    • [23:35 on 10/05/08]
16. • Eggy
    • Laddeth says:

      
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      I also hate how when I tell people I work for ASDA they are like "oh" as if its a bad thing.
      I tell you what, if you want to be chained into a job you hate for the rest of your life, so be it. However I happen to enjoy my job, it keeps me fit(ish) and I can live on the wage so FUCK YOU! Or would you rather I lived on benefits?
      
      
      
      I'm with you on that. I don't "love" my job but it's pretty adequate (boring yes), but i don't hate it - not like some people do who never seem to be able to find that way out but keep on moaning.
      
      I just hate certain other people at work, like the fat, idol, useless smelly one that i've got stuck with. picture the scene: bum hanging out of trousers, belly hanging out of t-shirt, new shoes that squeak with every footstep as he can't be arsed to pick his feet up when he walks, unwashed smell, bone idol, can't read, at least he's stopped trying to feel my balls now though! our manager got that sick of smelling him the other day that he did actually tell him to get a wash, he said he couldn't stand the smell any longer, wonder if it'll sink in, somehow i doubt it!
    • [23:45 on 10/05/08]
17. • noone
    • I'd like to add these to my list.
      
      Ricky Gervais
      The Apprentice
      Hollyoaks
      frisbee ( the act of throwing and catching )
      people who suddenly become massive football fans during the world cup or FA cup.
      People who use dishwashers in their house ( unless you have like 10 kids or something just use the sink )
      
      
      to be continued I'm sure......
    • [01:20 on 11/05/08]
18. • grinderno1
    • cosmetic ads using phrases like 'Skin looks visibly tautened'. THERE'S NO SUCH FUCKING WORD!
      
      and of a similar vein, art theory. if there currently isn't a long, impressive sounding word that quite fits that long impressive sounding sentence you're trying to say, take two other long impressive sounding words that are close and kinda blur them together in the middle to make one that does. then publish it in your theory.
      
      also, as i've said before, a serious personal hate of mine is the generic lower class london/bristol crossover accent. seriously, where the fuck are you supposed to be from?!
    • [07:37 on 11/05/08]
19. • JenTheHen
    • grinderno1 says:

      
      cosmetic ads using phrases like 'Skin looks visibly tautened'. THERE'S NO SUCH FUCKING WORD!
      
      
      
      Everyone hates those.
      
      I'm with Soph on the Iron Maiden thing as well.
      
      Also GINGER. Why does everyone bum ginger so much? Well done, you've completely ruined an otherwise awesome meal with the addition of one disgusting, vile little overpowering ingredient. Bloody hippies.
      
      I also despise the word ECO. Or carbon footprint. Or other such shite. I don't need to be told every 5 seconds how fucked up our planet is. TOO. FUCKING. LATE. Trendy shits.
    • [08:44 on 11/05/08]
20. • Jack
    • The little signs people put in the back of their cars with 'little tikes on board' or 'little angels on board' etc, annoy me no end
    • [08:50 on 11/05/08]

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