A little bit of beer came out of my nose when I laughed at that. I'd love to spend a day in your head!
not today you wouldn't...i'm proper pissed off because someone had the tenacity to almost die on the tube and suspend the northern line. i know i shouldn't be pissed really especially as noone at work could give a tinker's tit where i am, but it is fucking annoying for some reason.
So, I get into work a little early today and it turns out I have almost nothing to do for the day, and I have to stay here to 4pm. At best I may be able to scratch out my work for a couple of hours if I go extremely slowly and take plenty of breaks!!!
Please tell me some good jokes to ease my boredom.
You shoulda sent me a super long email... although I dunno what's left to talk about?