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Oh, one of these is so going in my CD sleeve notes...

    •  Rob HimselfRob Himself
    • Found while searching for a new avatar:

      quote:

      Q: What do you call Emilio Estevez when you have him over your place?
      A: Emilio Guest-evez

      Q: What do you call Emilio Estevez when he's naked?
      A: Emilio Undressed-evez

      Q: What do you call Emilio Estevez when he breaks the law?
      A: Emilio You're Under Arrest-evez

      Q: What do you call Emilio Estevez when he can't keep his hands to himself?
      A: Emilio Molest-evez

      Q: What do you call emilio estevez when he doesn't spend time with his kids?
      A: Emilio neglect-evez

      Q:what do you call emilio estevez without sleeves?
      A:emilio vest-evez.

      Q: What do you call Emilio Estevez with no shirt on?
      A: Emilio Bare Chest-evez

      Q: What do you call an emilio estevez in all of his glory?
      A: Emilio majest-evez

      Q:What do you call Emilio Estevez after his cat dies?
      A: Emilio Depressed-evez

      Q: What do you call Emilio Estevez when he has sex with his cousin?
      A: Emilio Incest-evez

      Q: What do you call emilio stuffed into a small space?
      A: Emilio compressed-evez

      Q: What do you call emilio estevez when he disagrees with you?
      A: Emilio object-evez

      Q: What do you call Emilio Estevez with the flu?
      A: Emilio congest-evez

      Q:What do you have when there are two emilios?
      A: Emilio extra-vez

      Q:what do you call emilio estevez with no quarters?
      A:emilio call collect-evez

      Q:what do you call an emilio estevez who can't remember?
      A:emilio forget-stevez

      Q:what do you call emilio estevez when he is on a treasure hunt?
      A:emilio quest-evez
    •  alanalan
    • This shouldn't be as funny as it is. I'm impressedevez.



      Sorry.
    •  Rob HimselfRob Himself
    • alan says:

      This shouldn't be as funny as it is. I'm impressedevez.


      Christ, that's terrible.

      Nah, not really! I jest-evez! :D
    •  mikemike
    • Does adding evez onto things make it funny?

      In that case I'm depressed-evez.

      Nope not funny.

      :D
    •  Rob HimselfRob Himself
    • mike says:

      Does adding evez onto things make it funny?

      In that case I'm depressed-evez.

      Nope not funny.

      :D


      That sounded exactly like Chip in my head then, short of a 'God, Rob. Uhh. Shu'up!'.
    •  mikemike
    • "Lets turn him down"

      *uses oversized phone as a remote control*
    •  noonenoone
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