I liked the recent advert for THE DAILY MAIL. It was something along the lines of "For when your priorities change" and shows a picture of a beautiful family in a car with two kids in the back looking all generic.
They should have had paedos, non-white people, hippies and atheists surrounding the car looking menacing.
"A year later he attracted questions about his judgement when he when he was robbed by two men he let into his London house at 5am who asked to use his toilet."