ninehertz

1. • Ollie
   • Rich should enter this!
   • [20:32 on 23/05/10]
2. • pull-my-plonker
   • I can just hear Dave Lamb piping up now...
     
     "Rich has organised some pre-dinner entertainment for his guests... stripping naked to the waist and beating one's chest until drowning in sweat does not appear to sit well with Mary..."
   • [21:06 on 23/05/10]
3. • bad admiral
   • i cook a mean schwarma.
     
     i'd just make everyone have a picnic and play with a frisbee. i would probably win.
     
     speaking of channel 4...juggerz has suggested that i should be a t4 presenter so i can make lots of money and live in hampstead and buy organic bread everyday. she then said i would be fired for being a fuckup. subsequent book deal should make me some more money. i can talk about which hollyoak is the biggest cunt (jake dean with his "devil twin" mole) and what miquita oliver's vagina looks like (with drawings).
     
     i've had a coupla moscow mules, a zoloft and some valium so i don't really know what i'm saying...what?!?!?! come dine with me? yes!!!!! you're all invited!
   • [20:34 on 24/05/10]

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