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Bad omen

    •  WillisWillis
    • I put my Blizzard of Ozz T shirt on back to front this morning. I consider this a bad omen.
      Has anyone else had any bad omens recently?
    •  bad admiralbad admiral
    • a dwarf on the tube undressed me with her eyes.
    •  MazzMazz
    • When I awoke this morning I saw Satan standing at the end of my bed. He then spoke, "Mazz...you're alllllllllright".
    •  WickedWesticleWickedWesticle
    • bad admiral says:
      a dwarf on the tube undressed me with her eyes.


      I've only ever seen you naked. If I saw you on the tube I'd be dressing you with my eyes.
    •  bad admiralbad admiral
    • WickedWesticle says:
      bad admiral says:
      a dwarf on the tube undressed me with her eyes.


      I've only ever seen you naked. If I saw you on the tube I'd be dressing you with my eyes.


      that wasn't naked! you should see me in drum mode - a smile and a drop of chanel no 5 behind each ear and that's pretty much it.
    •  WickedWesticleWickedWesticle
    • I'm looking forward to the 15th then. Oh no wait....I mean I'm scared!
    •  EggyEggy
    • I was at the dog track last night, and the rank outsider went from single figures to 46 bets placed on it the next time i looked. So i went off to put a fiver on it to win - at 9/1. When i got back to the table it had gone back to single figures again. Must have been computer error but i thought maybe it's an omen.

      It didn't win, it came 4th, one place out of an allways trio - which i also had it in. bugger.
    •  bad admiralbad admiral
    • WickedWesticle says:
      I'm looking forward to the 15th then. Oh no wait....I mean I'm scared!


      don't fear it. at least i'll smell nice.

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